Don't do drugs... alot.
Beat Room 5
Open 10 Chests
Pick Up 20 Objects
Kill 10 units with your Goblin Warriors while the Gold Digger skill is active
Get one of your battalions fully upgraded
Kill one realm unit
Beat a level without using all of the required folds.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.